20 Ridiculous Things You Can Buy on the Internet

by Johnny Webber

1. Cheeseburger Bed Set — Why have superhero sheets when you can honor your favorite fast food meal?

2. Intimacy Art Kit — Just don’t tell Mom what it means.

3. Poop Emoji Pillow — Nothing says comfort like sleeping on fake feces.

4. Flying F*ck RC Helicopter — You can literally fly the f-word around.

5. Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock — For those who are protective of their sugar high.

6. Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser — Get yourself nice and clean with this snot dispenser.

7. Magical Unicorn Mask — Appropriate for any occasion.

8. Handerpants — Pants, but for your hands.

9. Goat Grazers — Rent a hoofed friend to mow your lawn.

10. The Trump Coloring Book — A coloring book dedicated to everybody’s favorite celebrity politician.

11. Asian Man Wall Decal — Maybe you want a fatherly figure in your life. Maybe you just want a friend.

12. Star Wars Kama Sutra — AT-AT’s have needs, too.

13. Beer Box Cowboy Hat — The American cowboy’s two favorite things combined into one.

14. RC Tarantula — Use with extreme caution because this thing is absolutely terrifying.

15. Dress Pant Sweatpants — Comfortable yet classy.

16. Glow-in-the-Dark Space Underwear — Nothing will make your tushy look better than our beautiful Solar System.

17. Left Shark Costume — The Super Bowl meme that won’t die.

18. Dog Mullet Wig — Poor, poor Chester.

19. Stuffed Blobfish Plush — Even the ugliest creatures need some love.

20. Canned Unicorn Meat — I’m not sure what it is, but it can’t be tasty.

20 Ridiculous Things You Can Buy on the Internet