How to Be a Boring Person

by Johnny Webber

1. Have no passions.

2. Talk about how bored you are all the time.

3. Watch television and do nothing else in your spare time.

4. Don’t contribute to conversations.

5. Don’t ever try anything new or different.

6. Never try to better yourself.

7. Have no sense of humor.

8. Always say no when people want to hang out with you.

9. Have no opinions.

10. Have no life goals.

How to Be a Boring Person